summercomfort

Public service announcement:

If you are a male who has left your loved one for x number of years, and upon your return, you find that
1) She got married within a few months of your departure, and
2) She has a child whose age is roughly the same as the number of years of your departure, then
That child is yours and she secretly still loves you.

Now you may feel smug in the fact that no matter how handsome, capable, and all-around devoted husband she has, he is a cuckold and a second choice.

THERE'S NO OTHER POSSIBILITY.


(Superman and Count of Monte Cristo, take note)