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Nietzche says, "young ignorant reader, you must read my books carefully and cautiously, without any preconceptions. It's okay if you don't understand, because I'm smarter than you. And to help your little brain, I'll give you little funny dialogue sections where I pretend to be Mr. Curious and Mr. Know-it-All!" (not direct quote)

duuude, if I can tell my readers how to read my book, that'd be so awesome! "You must read it aloud, in various voices. If you were born on an even day, read the even chapters. If you were born on an odd day, read the odd chapters. If you are male, read from back to front. If you are female, read from front to back. And... you can only mark this book with a Magenta pen." ^_^