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Finished AP Spanish. But Mr.Toma already left, so couldn't do math final. Therefore will just take math final tomorrow, then go to Econ, then go take AP Comp Sci. Not thinking about Chem until after tomorrow.

Menstration, period, whatever. Stupid cultural taboo. Women should be allowed to complain loudly about periods and whatnot. In exchange men should be allowed to talk about their erections. >_< Oh wait, nevermind. Don't want to hear either side of the story.

Kaoru: Kenshin, go get the miso, salt, and soy sauce. Now!

Kenshin: ::walking in market:: It's so strange that Kaoru-dono makes me go buy everything once a month, de gozaru na. It takes me the whole day de gozaru yo. Why can't I go once a week de gozaru ka? Maybe then she won't be as cranky de gozaru.
Kaoru: ::at home. sounds of splashing and Kaoru swearing:: The one thing I need pure white, I can't get Kenshin to wash. ::more splashing and swearing::

The worst fanfic ever:
It's a non-mission night. Aya is pacing restlessly around the room when he hears a soft knock on the window as it swings open. Aya looks up expectantly as Schu slides in and settles himself on the windowsill. Amethyst eyes meets emerald green for a brief moment before Aya tears his eyes away and pads over to the closet.
#Quite impatient tonight, eh, kitten?# Schu goaded him silently.
Aya tensed unexpectedly as he opened the closet door. On top of the sheets was a small scribbled note:
"Dear Ran,
Do you mind if I steal those blood-red silk sheets that fanon says you have? I hope you won't miss it anytime soon. Besides, I'm sure Youji has some extra black silk ones.
Thank you so much!"
Sighing at Aya-chan's antiques, Aya turns to Schu, "Koi, can we go to your place tonight?"

[Okay, that was painful to write. I mean, "pads"? "kitten"? "koi"? "amethyst"? And of course, the blood red silk sheets. ^_^;;; And fanon is scarier than canon.]

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Ever notice that everything is taken to a super-extreme in fanon? Schurdich isn't THAT powerful. He can just mess with Sakura's mind because she's not strong enough (I hate that stupid ho). He's uncannily good at finding people's weak points and exploiting them, but you don't need to be a telepath to do that, just a really bad guy. And I don't know where everyone got the idea that he's Mr. German Prostitute. Just because he's German and sexy doesn't mean he's a prostitute. Same with Nagi, but he's not as sexy as Schu. (And Schu never spoke German in the series (that I can remember), so why does everyone make him speak German in fanfics? He only speaks German in the Assassin and White Shaman books, when he's talking to Farfarello (who has good German for an Irishman).)

And Youji's seduction skills are always better in fanon. Especially if it's Ken. It doesn't work all the time in canon. In fact, I don't think it's ever worked in canon. For all that talk, Youji gets the chick sandwich in Episode 4 and nnenrrh in Episode... 19, I believe. And a date in the first Dramatic Image Album. But Manx and Birman always shoot him down.

Plus there's the whole self-lubricating-butt thing going on in most lemons. >.>;; And it never hurts, oh no. >.<;; Evidence of virgin teenage girls writing hard core lemon yaoi RIGHT THERE. And there's always lots of kissing and "I love you"s. Unless they're beating each other up (WeissxSchwarz).

I signed off the wkff mailing list; is there ever any good stuff any more?

Youji gets chick sandwich in episode 3. He also gets Maki, but she dies (HAH HAH, stupid Maki).

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yoo spelled menstruation incorrectly ^_^