Snotty Cootie-noname

[summercomfort]

I got a silly name-converter thingy in an email.

very simple and cute and funny. In a childish sort of way. For example, it converts George Bush into Goober Chickenshorts. So of course I try it.

>> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
>> s = snotty
Okay, so my new name is Snotty. Woo.

>> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New last name:
>> i = cootie
So snot gives me cooties?

>> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
>> New last name:
Ahh! ::traumatized:: I don't have a fourth letter! Now I shall be forever known as Snotty Cootienoname!

Okay, that was fun. Way to silly and pointless, but a nice break from writing Spanish Periodico.





>> The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and
>> the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:
>>
>> The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>>
>> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
>>
>> a = poopsie
>> b = lumpy
>> c = buttercup
>> d = gidget
>> e = crusty
>> f = greasy
>> g = fluffy
>> h = cheeseball
>> i = chim-chim
>> j = stinky
>> k = flunky
>> l = booger
>> m = pinky
>> n = zippy
>> o = goober
>> p = doofus
>> q = slimy
>> r = loopy
>> s = snotty
>> t = tulefel
>> u = dorkey
>> v = squeezit
>> w = oprah
>> x = skipper
>> y = dinky
>> z = zsa zsa.
>>
>> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
>> New last name:
>>
>> a = diaper
>> b = toilet
>> c = giggle
>> d = burger
>> e = girdle
>> f = barf
>> g = lizard
>> h = waffle
>> i = cootie
>> j = monkey
>> k = potty
>> l = liver
>> m = banana
>> n = rhino
>> o = bubble
>> p = hamster
>> q = toad
>> r = gizzard
>> s = pizza
>> t = gerbil
>> u = chicken
>> v = pickle
>> w = chuckle
>> x = tofu
>> y = gorilla
>> z = stinker
>>
>> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
>> New last name:
>> a = head
>> b = mouth
>> c = face
>> d = nose
>> e = tush
>> f = breath
>> g = pants
>> h = shorts
>> i = lips
>> j = honker
>> k = butt
>> l = brain
>> m = tushie
>> n = chunks
>> o = hiney
>> p = biscuits
>> q = toes
>> r = buns
>> s = fanny
>> t = sniffer
>> u = sprinkles
>> v = kisser
>> w = squirt
>> x = humperdinck
>> y = brains
>> z = juice

Comments

[katherini.livejournal.com]

hahahah

tulefel rhinonose.... what's a tulefel??