From my grading

[summercomfort]

A warm-up answering the question, "What are some similarities and differences between the Roman empire and the Chinese empires?" (for 7th graders, thus the wibbliness of the phrase "Chinese empires")

"Rome and Qin were empires. autustuf and Qinshi were powfull people. They had good leeader like augutuf and tillofthehun. How Rome made ther empire, is by concoring city conchysoas china. Rome and Qin Dynastey did have that much of comon cuz there to dent colchurs"

Comments

[kitsuchan.livejournal.com]

...That reads like those jokes that people used to forward to each other around the office.

[alexiel.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T THESE CHILDREN SPELL?

Thank goodness they've got you to set them straight!!