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summercomfort ([personal profile] summercomfort) wrote2005-09-01 01:03 am

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omg I just saw THE WORST COMMERCIAL EVAH. Benihaha + amateurish anime? ::ick::

Here: http://www.benihana.com/commercials/benihana_anime.mov
(It's 2.8mb and has no streaming, so best to right-click and download)

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And here's the press release. ::scoff::

MIAMI – Following up on its successful ad campaign featuring a tongue-in-cheek spoof of many martial arts box office hits, Benihana is thrilled with the launch of its latest television commercial featuring the magic of anime and guaranteed to capture the attention of younger diners who make up the new generation of Benihana loyal customers.

The fast-paced, action-packed thirty-second spot took over seven months to produce and included more than 9000 sketches developed in a collaborative effort of anime artists spanning two coasts and three continents. While it may look slick and sexy to the average eye, anime enthusiasts will recognize the deeply rooted Asian authenticity of the commercial created by professional stylists who were brought in to legitimize every aspect of the commercial, from the look of the wardrobe to the make of the motorcycle.

Produced at a time when American interest in Asian culture is at its peak, the commercial features a storyline both creative and authentic. Audiences will experience an animated action adventure featuring a young couple in love, a dramatic motorcycle chase scene and eventually a surprise birthday party at Benihana. The end result is an esthetically powerful vision originally created by Gad Romann, creative director of The Roman Group. “This is the first generation in American history that is not European influenced,” said Romann. “The agency’s vision was to create something cutting-edge and stimulating that would talk to today’s generation of Asian influenced restaurant goers.”

Kevin Aoki, Benihana Vice President of Marketing, recognizes the impact of effective branding in grasping the attention of new generations. “Benihana is fortunate that our branding efforts are capable of evolving with each new generation of diners. Young people today surround themselves with high-tech gadgets and are extremely perceptive to visual stimulation. Our anime campaign addresses these factors, showing that while the tradition of the Benihana experience has not changed, the face of the future is guaranteed to get your attention.”

*twitch*

[identity profile] kitsuchan.livejournal.com 2005-09-01 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
So... bad...
oww....

Also, my average eye would like to point out the character design similarities between that and my Cherry Coke T-shirt (sadly sacrificed for the sake of Chinese Cinema).

[identity profile] satyreyes.livejournal.com 2005-09-01 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
My 20/15 eyes would like to stress that they have no idea what the alleged "storyline" was, much less how a loving God could allow this thing to come into creation.

[identity profile] satyreyes.livejournal.com 2005-09-01 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Update: I have just been informed that according to Jerry Falwell, all evil, including 9/11 and presumably incredibly bad anime, is the result of "throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way - all of them who have tried to secularize America - I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'"

Pat Robertson adds that "[Homosexuals] want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers," so it can safely be inferred that homosexuals (in addition to the courts, pro-choice supporters, pagans, feminists, and humanists) are responsible for this commercial.

This explains the existence of this commercial before a loving God.

Jono re: benihana commercial

(Anonymous) 2005-09-11 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
All that needed was an Aqua-Teen-Hunger-Force style voice-over. Some self-mocking dialogue to indicate that the whole thing was tongue-in-cheek and it could have been pretty funny, ergo a good commercial. I'm looking forward to when some Internet dweeb takes this file and does just such a voice-over...