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[summercomfort]

Ants, you and I both know that the Windex tonight is just a stop-gap measure. But this is war. My husband isn't home to stay my hand, and I am tired of finding 2-4 of you in my bedside water cup every morning. And now you seek to colonize my kitchen? It's too late right now to deal with you properly, but tomorrow, it will be total war.